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Science Demotivational Poster


Science -


TAGS: science
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

vilnius - May 9, 2013, 9:06 pm, #245622
iPhone pricing is still stuck in the past!
Ron2 - April 28, 2013, 5:54 am, #245396
In the old days... a chalk eraser could undo months of hard work and proofs. Just sayin'
twill1962 - April 27, 2013, 5:04 am, #245385
Check out the 5 MB hard drive in #156735. 5L!
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 11:43 am, #245372
I HATED those cold-*ssed mainframe rooms! Only job I ever had where I had to wear long underwear to the office.
MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:46 am, #245371
Wow back in the olden days, you guys really had it tough...how much did the haz-mat suits cost? Thanks for the 1st giggle of the morn Papa!
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 9:07 am, #245368
……and the all night back ups in the cool room. Son-of-a-bytch, Papa, it was freaking yesterday for me. Back then we lost data, now I lose the hardware.


CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Danny

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm, #131066
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm, #131040
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm, #92506
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm, #92047
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


MULTI-HUE BACON -


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am, #190349
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.


COMPROMISE - Who says the cat has to be either/or?




THE CHAMPION -


TAGS: ironic science
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

spacedog - February 1, 2014, 1:47 pm, #252610
A blast from the past.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:53 am, #162588
@Sean. LOL. Thanks for visiting. @spacedog. Thanks dude, You're the man!!
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 1:40 am, #162586
Nice one Lester, 5Ls.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:39 am, #162585
Hey, no one's accusing you of being sensitive. I just don't know you well enough to call you mother a wh***. Gotta go. G'night.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:32 am, #162584
Oh, great thought you're serious. I was about to cry.... And feel bad about myself.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:29 am, #162583
By the way, beautiful poster. I love the underhanded compliment to it.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:28 am, #162582
Ooops, sorry lesterinside. That biology lesson was aimed at someone else. *snickers*
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:27 am, #162581
But seriously, there are actually sperm cells whose mission it is to find and entangle other sperm cells who are from another "donor." So there you have it. Even gametes know that your mother is a wh***.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:24 am, #162579
comm'n Aggy, its beautiful.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am, #162578
Gross.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am, #162577
Hey SEAN!!! I am fan. Thanks for squirming just to get here.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:20 am, #162575
Though it's kinda like the special olympics really ... in that all of the competitors have one thing in common ... and that one thing (your dad) is pretty much a "leveler of the playing field," so to speak.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:18 am, #162574
Oh. *no Nazi looking!!!* that was *couldn't even get a flat 4 average.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:16 am, #162573
and after outsmarting and outmaneuvering hundreds of millions of our competitors we end up Motifaking. d*** i could even get and average of FLAT 4 can you believe that! This place is definitely a pool of champions. have a nice day Kit-kit ;)
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:13 am, #162572
And I just spelled "least" wrong. Hey, who lifted up the bar just now??? A-hole!
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:12 am, #162571
Set the bar low enough and there's at leaast a small chance we Motifakers won't trip over it. Love it.
thekitkatkid - March 7, 2010, 1:08 am, #162568
lmao I feel good about myself again thx


SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.


TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am, #214145
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am, #214144
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am, #193292
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm, #193204
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm, #193171
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am, #193134
Love it ...


WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.


TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by okami

lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am, #122550
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am, #122546
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am, #122544
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


STRIFE - No war was ever fought over Two scientists disagreeing


TAGS: war science progress
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 10:35 pm, #244739
But Pol Pot did try exterminate everyone who was religious.
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 10:21 pm, #233002
No, the politicians start the wars, and they are just about as godless as it gets.
twill1962 - April 7, 2012, 3:01 pm, #232913
Actually, scientists and mathmeticians fought duels over their theories for over a century. The fights were to the death first, then to disfigure. Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a fight over a mathmatical formula. It may not be war, but it ain't nice.
LLmayhem - March 28, 2012, 8:50 pm, #232271
Einstein: "Dammit Hawking. I've had enough of you and your black holes!" *shank*
Ascetic - March 28, 2012, 5:49 pm, #232258
Actually scientists just follow the money. Good though.
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 2:49 pm, #232246
I can just about imagine Einstein's corpse & Stephen Hawking with his lateral sclerosis fighting it out over a Lab-Test... Yes, my imagination is messed up...
Reality Lord - March 28, 2012, 7:27 am, #232202

nice


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am, #122032
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm, #121962
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am, #237331
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am, #237330
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm, #237310
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am, #237295
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


Imagine -


TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am, #246045
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.


SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?


TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm, #147048
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm, #146871
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an a**load of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm, #146856
There's a large hadron in there - I know it


SCIENCE -




GOD -


TAGS: believes in science
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm, #230234
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm, #230228
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm, #230227

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm, #230226

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm, #230215

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am, #230212
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am, #230211
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am, #230199

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am, #230198

Thanks!
gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am, #230197
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am, #230196
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything


SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -




TIME TRAVEL - "We don't serve time travelers!" the bartender says. A time traveler walks into a bar.


TAGS: science fiction time travel
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:04 pm, #226800
5 time tunnels for you


COOL SCIENCE 101 - Hypothesis? We don't need no stinking hypothesis! Hit the switch Igor!!!


TAGS: cool science tesla coil igor
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

Kubi - April 24, 2010, 8:13 pm, #173263
then your other 6 need moar funny
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 6:48 pm, #173262
*One* approval out of a series of 7??? Ouch!


PORTAL GUN? OH, THE POSSIBILITIES. -


TAGS: portal aperture science possibilities
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by AnimusArgentis

5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 8:19 pm, #210009
accidental 5L from me... I had my head up my a** while the commercials were loading and shifting the page all around.


FAITH VS. SCIENCE -




THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS -




BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.


TAGS: guilty conscience feelings
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am, #235779
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm, #235717
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm, #235711
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am, #235694
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE -


TAGS: science disbelief climate change obvious
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am, #240423
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am, #240417
anthropogenous? nopes.


Sarcasm -


TAGS: science fair
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm, #6920
-h right" myself. Bye.
Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm, #6919
Agreed. The fact that they seem to disagree with ... say, George W. Bush and John McCain on this topic is not what I was poking fun at. It was the ***kish use of the cliche: "Yeah Right" with the big exclamation mark. Although I really like saying "yea
Laughing@It - June 17, 2008, 2:04 pm, #6148
Calling people names because you don't agree with them lacks any credibility


PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY - Way to Go, Einstein!


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm, #16656
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting sh** like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am, #16608
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am, #16591
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.


LIFE’S MYSTERIES - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.


TAGS: god science life win choice
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by caveman

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:50 pm, #239295
hey... please be nice to people, everyone, including God. :) I love Jesus!
Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 5:35 pm, #223448
I am a muslim and I hang out here, go figure !
caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:10 am, #223428
I really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. so i'll go with sarcasm :)
Deceivingly - August 24, 2011, 3:38 am, #223426
You're an atheist bud. Not fooling anyone by 'carrying a cross' if you will.
DLM4 - August 23, 2011, 9:06 pm, #223414
haha that's like me, double major in mechanical and aerospace engineering with a minor in religious studies 5L
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am, #223392
or athie5m... whichever =)
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am, #223391
Je5us!


SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best




SCIENCE - Science is the poetry of reality!


TAGS: science
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by elf25s

elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:26 pm, #193873
btw you should see case for mars also from same site and creator ...i rarely recomend anything but symphony of science is something to see
elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:25 pm, #193872
yes he was and will be sorry i just got that line from my memory and that sos vid i had seen few months back...
diogo0817 - September 14, 2010, 5:08 pm, #193823
Richard Dawkins is a great man. You should have given him credit...
elf25s - September 13, 2010, 6:59 am, #193500
i found the line moving from one of the best music videos i had seen and it fits me perfectly. look for symphony of science site dl few vids watch and really enjoy them
Derek - September 13, 2010, 4:58 am, #193483
A beautiful description of a beautiful description :})


Science -


TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am, #255951
Classic!
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am, #255920
Perfect
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm, #255914
Hahaha. ROFL :)


PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!




YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.




GENETIC ENGINEERING -




A CLEAR CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: conscience memory
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 2:11 am, #88526
Hehe, autobiographical, Ron? All the Greybeards don't *remember* doing anything inappropriate.


MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.




XENU - is going to kill us all!




State Of Mind -


TAGS: clear conscience bad memory signs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 8, 2013, 11:56 pm, #250276
Huh? And who are you? Teehee...thanks little.
chickenlittle - October 7, 2013, 11:23 pm, #250259
Haha love it Miss Priss! Very true :D


Impeded Crawl -


TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am, #246210
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.


Evolution -


TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm, #249995
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm, #249988
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L


gadgets -




Cooties -




Incentive -




SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: science atomic bomb war einstein
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 3:17 am, #226046
Einstein... he was a very wise... oh my god I think Ed-Hyde's avatar just blinked at me. Did I mention that I have ADHD?
Grim1812 - September 14, 2010, 11:19 am, #193808
He was german. This is like "Pull My Finger" to those guys.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:20 am, #193758
Albert 'Buzzkill' Einstein.


PARTIES - I'm not saying you're not invited. Just R.S.V.P next time.




CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?




CAPTURING THE IMAGINATION, AGAIN -




HYROGEN BOMB - Take the 2O out of the H2O and BOOM this is what you've got.


TAGS: bomb science chemistry
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by timebomb

Arkot - October 15, 2009, 3:49 am, #126900
Actually in Japanese Hydrogen is suiso
Mark Santiago - October 13, 2009, 9:39 pm, #126633
That's the way we say it in Japan. HYROGEN. Rucky you. Know you know.
OMFGMyFaceIsMelting - October 11, 2009, 9:29 am, #125782
What the hell is a Hyrogen Bomb? Is it like an aluminum falcon?
Arkot - October 10, 2009, 2:05 pm, #125553
Actually it should be 'take the O out of H2O'


CLEAR CONSCIENCE - Sure Sign of Bad Memory


TAGS: clear conscience sign bad memory
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - October 31, 2012, 7:09 pm, #240310
:D
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:50 pm, #227265
I Don't Remember.


Sex, Lies & Videotape -


TAGS: *** lying myth science argument
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 9, 2014, 10:26 pm, #255251
Thank you :)
GaryO - June 9, 2014, 4:32 pm, #255243
excellent


EDUCATION IS THE KEY -




SCIENCE FAIRS - Awarding scholarships to wealthy kids that don't need them since 1950.


TAGS: science fair wealthy scholarship
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by CosmicKitten89

gas - July 29, 2011, 5:28 pm, #222135
hahaha true
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:03 am, #222093
The dude on the right looks like the Count puppet from Sesame Street


SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!


TAGS: science fiction how s that portable toilet
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 7:03 pm, #183646
Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:38 pm, #183643
I thouhgt it was, "do you think anybody will buy it?"
Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:34 pm, #183642
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm, #183638
I've read quite a bit of Asimov years ago, but... can you enlighten us as to how the picture relates Chef?


PARALLEL UNIVERSE - well it's about damn time.




Relax -


TAGS: science universe
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by dave

Terrankar - April 20, 2009, 12:17 am, #74133
B00MAH, you'll be the first to die =.=
B00MAH - February 24, 2009, 5:53 pm, #61688
I think it's just a bunch of bull****, just like Y2K......if the end came as many times as was predicted, there'd be no planet left. I'm having a vision.........I predict......absolutely nuthin' will happen.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:12 am, #54617
There is soooo much more to the 2012 theory than that. Try looking into it before making a blind statement.
Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 9:40 am, #54572
There will be LOTS of murders and ra**s committed, during December, 2012. After all, nobody will be around to prosecute anyone, after 12-21-2012, right?


BLOOD OCEAN - Still threatened by global warming?




immaculate -


TAGS: body touch science
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 11, 2014, 1:23 am, #252078
Nope, this isn't one of her masterpieces. Not to my knowledge at least
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 1:08 am, #252077
Sho, Sarah Kay?


A Conscience -


TAGS: good evil sins conscience choice
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 21, 2013, 1:07 am, #251106
Thanks for the spoiler alert silvie...teehee.
Silverheart - November 20, 2013, 10:44 pm, #251103
He's trying to lead down the path to salvation... I'm gonna lead you down path that rocks! (quote from the movie the pic is from)


Science -




Aperture Science -


TAGS: technology aperture science portal cartoons
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

spacedog - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm, #250491
HA! It took me a second to figure out you were talking about the video game.


No Limit -


TAGS: guilty conscience calendar motifake facts
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:14 pm, #251918
XD


Mad Science -




reality -


TAGS: conscience beggar reality
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 22, 2013, 11:02 pm, #250565
Thanks GaryO and MissPriss :)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm, #250563
5L Bang!
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:59 am, #250543
Bingo


BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - "They possess voice-activated videophone technology. But they seem to prefer sending telegrams With their thumbs."




THEY CALLED IT SUPPER -


TAGS: eating science tastes like dirt
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

gas - February 25, 2012, 10:30 am, #230138
and to s****** your hypotonic 5oup


DARK MATTER - They say it is there but we just cannot see it. Suuure...




Revenge Of The Nerds -




science -


TAGS: god prayer science atheism amputees
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by sevinz

CloudchaserS - May 14, 2014, 5:50 am, #254779
I think that giving us the ability to make such devices is how God will heal amputees.
motifayk - May 13, 2014, 9:41 pm, #254772
Liked the first poster. 5L. Post this same one to Religifake.com also, another motinetwork site for the religious stuff.


Things Mom Taught Me -




SCIENCE - It rocks.




SCIENCE CLASS - Bound to be a blast!




GENE-SPLICING -




VIRTUAL PET - Some Assembly Required




CHALLENGER - Sometimes being a rocket scientist doesn't actually help.




STUPIDITY - Sometimes mistaken for patriotism


TAGS: dumb us ranks 17th science
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by robbidos

Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:19 am, #242684
Bet he was not expecting that...
robbidos - November 4, 2012, 12:55 pm, #240400
All i could read out of that was "by the power of INTERNET...I am Troll!" If you area US citizen, then I say you are welcome. Welcome for the oath I have taken 4 times over the past 13 years to defend your freedom of speech.
rerun - November 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #240398

ray - step back.
GaryO - November 4, 2012, 6:35 am, #240397
Ray, you really shouldn’t hold back like that. Just let it al-l-l-l-l-l out….you’ll feel much better…… at another site perhaps ……BTW, does your mother know you’re on her computer?
raygun505 - November 4, 2012, 5:11 am, #240396
To the creator of this stupid idiotic garbage...I would be more than happy to have you try to talk that crap to my face, because it would give me an excuse to bash yours in.
steve1961 - November 2, 2012, 10:35 am, #240343
There was also a theory that Canada was placed on the map by the Spanish as Ca Nada...meaning "Nothing there".
GaryO - November 1, 2012, 3:05 pm, #240328
Ah yes, The Village People...
robbidos - November 1, 2012, 2:35 pm, #240327
The country is the United States and America is a modifier stating location. We should actually be called something along the lines of Statesmen
robbidos - November 1, 2012, 2:26 pm, #240326
lol i did not know that, but its awesome considering they weren't Indian :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 3:17 pm, #240308
Canada just means village. We asked the Indians what this place was called and they said Canada. In retrospect we could have been more specific, or at least asked a few more people.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 3:15 pm, #240307
It would have been hard to name the country after several independent states decided to band together. "United States" implies cooperation and unity. And it just happens to be on the American continent. I have no problem with that.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 1:38 pm, #240306
It do have a better ring to it….’My fellow United Statians’, or ‘My fellow Warmer than Canada North Americans’ just doesn’t quite seem to work, However, ‘Hey, richer than anybody else dudes’, has a nice ring to it...but you’d have to hurry with that one.
Airman - October 31, 2012, 12:04 pm, #240304
ahh, but our country is named the United States of America.. hence, we are American. People of Brazil are... Brazilians. Canada could have chosen to be the Cold Provinces of America way back when.. it's by country over here, not continent.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 10:11 am, #240299
The one that bothers me is when the U.S president is referred to as "leader of the free world". I'm free, he's not my leader. Hubris.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:58 am, #240298
. It’d be like Hu Jintao addressing the Chinese people; ‘My fellow Asians’. Good point, rob, but the verbiage is rather harsh
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:57 am, #240297
I always wondered why we thought we were the ‘Americans’…LBJ, ‘My fellow Americans’….Hello-o-o, there’s folks north and south of us.


PROOF MIRACLES EXIST - Three words: Stephen F. Hawking.


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lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am, #97334
He knows the secrets of the universe, and has beaten time itself.
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:06 pm, #97133
He wouldn't agree, though living 46 years on (when people with MS typically die within 6 months) is pretty impressive.


DO TEN MILLIPEDES -


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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:49 pm, #150774
Furthermore, aesop, personal attacks are not allowed. Consider yourself warned.
phydeaux - January 6, 2010, 11:43 pm, #150773
Aesop, it's just possible you may have missed the joke here...or I totally did am an idiot. On second thought, that's more likely...
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 8:18 pm, #150678
100 u idiot


CAN YOU EAR ME NOW ? - ...good.




THE X-PLANES - Smokin'.


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Borp - July 4, 2009, 4:46 pm, #92832
X-3 FTW. Now if it'd had decent engines. . .


MEET DR. FRANKENSTEIN - This man just created an artificial virus. He wants to set it loose in the world. His name is Craig Venter.


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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:13 pm, #177216
He's also spent five years of his life trying to invent an a*** bum cover... failing to do so is his greatest regret.
Derek - May 21, 2010, 5:51 am, #177077
Advancing science; well done, that man.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:28 am, #177072
I believe in creationism


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CHRIS OSGOOD - 3 Stanley Cups, 4 time All Star, and ... published Electrobiologist?!? Is there anything he can't do?




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Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:04 pm, #258156
For shirt negotiation, please contact, Thedge.com. 10% fee required upon closed deal.
GaryO - November 21, 2014, 8:51 am, #258153
Uh, I have that shirt
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:33 am, #258150
I want that shirt!!
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 4:09 pm, #258131
Nope, but we designed guidance system, right after we moved to Denver.
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:12 pm, #258129
Thedgy, if I didn’t already know that comment was misplaced, I’d be inclined to think you manned the probe. ELing my arse off.
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 7:51 am, #258119
Wells Fargo & the railroads really did harm to many during that time period. War didn't help attitudes much, either. He wasn't the only guy that got tired of being done wrong and decided to cure some of the world's problems. 5L


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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:14 am, #260391
String Theory: stubbornness to the point of stupidity. Interesting idea, but back to the drawing board. Use it to inspire something else! LUUUV this! 5L


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Bandit5906 - July 12, 2015, 6:42 pm, #261970
Not a religion: cult


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