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Science Demotivational Poster

Science -

TAGS: science
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

vilnius - May 9, 2013, 9:06 pm
iPhone pricing is still stuck in the past!
Ron2 - April 28, 2013, 5:54 am
In the old days... a chalk eraser could undo months of hard work and proofs. Just sayin'
twill1962 - April 27, 2013, 5:04 am
Check out the 5 MB hard drive in #156735. 5L!
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 11:43 am
I HATED those cold-*ssed mainframe rooms! Only job I ever had where I had to wear long underwear to the office.
MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:46 am
Wow back in the olden days, you guys really had it tough...how much did the haz-mat suits cost? Thanks for the 1st giggle of the morn Papa!
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 9:07 am
……and the all night back ups in the cool room. Son-of-a-bytch, Papa, it was freaking yesterday for me. Back then we lost data, now I lose the hardware.


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Danny

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.63/5

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Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.

COMPROMISE - Who says the cat has to be either/or?


TAGS: ironic science
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

spacedog - February 1, 2014, 1:47 pm
A blast from the past.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:53 am
@Sean. LOL. Thanks for visiting. @spacedog. Thanks dude, You're the man!!
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 1:40 am
Nice one Lester, 5Ls.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Hey, no one's accusing you of being sensitive. I just don't know you well enough to call you mother a wh***. Gotta go. G'night.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:32 am
Oh, great thought you're serious. I was about to cry.... And feel bad about myself.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:29 am
By the way, beautiful poster. I love the underhanded compliment to it.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:28 am
Ooops, sorry lesterinside. That biology lesson was aimed at someone else. *snickers*
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:27 am
But seriously, there are actually sperm cells whose mission it is to find and entangle other sperm cells who are from another "donor." So there you have it. Even gametes know that your mother is a wh***.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:24 am
comm'n Aggy, its beautiful.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
Hey SEAN!!! I am fan. Thanks for squirming just to get here.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:20 am
Though it's kinda like the special olympics really ... in that all of the competitors have one thing in common ... and that one thing (your dad) is pretty much a "leveler of the playing field," so to speak.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Oh. *no Nazi looking!!!* that was *couldn't even get a flat 4 average.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:16 am
and after outsmarting and outmaneuvering hundreds of millions of our competitors we end up Motifaking. d*** i could even get and average of FLAT 4 can you believe that! This place is definitely a pool of champions. have a nice day Kit-kit ;)
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:13 am
And I just spelled "least" wrong. Hey, who lifted up the bar just now??? A-hole!
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:12 am
Set the bar low enough and there's at leaast a small chance we Motifakers won't trip over it. Love it.
thekitkatkid - March 7, 2010, 1:08 am
lmao I feel good about myself again thx

SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.

TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am
Love it ...

WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.

TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by okami

lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!

STRIFE - No war was ever fought over Two scientists disagreeing

TAGS: war science progress
Rating: 4.53/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
But Pol Pot did try exterminate everyone who was religious.
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 10:21 pm
No, the politicians start the wars, and they are just about as godless as it gets.
twill1962 - April 7, 2012, 3:01 pm
Actually, scientists and mathmeticians fought duels over their theories for over a century. The fights were to the death first, then to disfigure. Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a fight over a mathmatical formula. It may not be war, but it ain't nice.
LLmayhem - March 28, 2012, 8:50 pm
Einstein: "Dammit Hawking. I've had enough of you and your black holes!" *shank*
Ascetic - March 28, 2012, 5:49 pm
Actually scientists just follow the money. Good though.
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 2:49 pm
I can just about imagine Einstein's corpse & Stephen Hawking with his lateral sclerosis fighting it out over a Lab-Test... Yes, my imagination is messed up...
Reality Lord - March 28, 2012, 7:27 am


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.

TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"

Imagine -

TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.

SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?

TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an a**load of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
There's a large hadron in there - I know it



TAGS: believes in science
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything


TAGS: social conscience protest anarchy protesters
Rating: 2.38/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 7:04 am
Other morons?

TIME TRAVEL - "We don't serve time travelers!" the bartender says. A time traveler walks into a bar.

TAGS: science fiction time travel
Rating: 4.61/5

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MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
5 time tunnels for you

COOL SCIENCE 101 - Hypothesis? We don't need no stinking hypothesis! Hit the switch Igor!!!

TAGS: cool science tesla coil igor
Rating: 3.73/5

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Kubi - April 24, 2010, 8:13 pm
then your other 6 need moar funny
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
*One* approval out of a series of 7??? Ouch!


TAGS: portal aperture science possibilities
Rating: 4.11/5

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5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 8:19 pm
accidental 5L from me... I had my head up my a** while the commercials were loading and shifting the page all around.



BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

TAGS: guilty conscience feelings
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


TAGS: science disbelief climate change obvious
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am
anthropogenous? nopes.

Sarcasm -

TAGS: science fair
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm
-h right" myself. Bye.
Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm
Agreed. The fact that they seem to disagree with ... say, George W. Bush and John McCain on this topic is not what I was poking fun at. It was the ***kish use of the cliche: "Yeah Right" with the big exclamation mark. Although I really like saying "yea
Laughing@It - June 17, 2008, 2:04 pm
Calling people names because you don't agree with them lacks any credibility


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting sh** like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.

LIFE’S MYSTERIES - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.

TAGS: god science life win choice
Rating: 4.35/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:50 pm
hey... please be nice to people, everyone, including God. :) I love Jesus!
Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 5:35 pm
I am a muslim and I hang out here, go figure !
caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:10 am
I really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. so i'll go with sarcasm :)
Deceivingly - August 24, 2011, 3:38 am
You're an atheist bud. Not fooling anyone by 'carrying a cross' if you will.
DLM4 - August 23, 2011, 9:06 pm
haha that's like me, double major in mechanical and aerospace engineering with a minor in religious studies 5L
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am
or athie5m... whichever =)
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am

SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best

SCIENCE - Science is the poetry of reality!

TAGS: science
Rating: 4.05/5

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elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:26 pm
btw you should see case for mars also from same site and creator ...i rarely recomend anything but symphony of science is something to see
elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:25 pm
yes he was and will be sorry i just got that line from my memory and that sos vid i had seen few months back...
diogo0817 - September 14, 2010, 5:08 pm
Richard Dawkins is a great man. You should have given him credit...
elf25s - September 13, 2010, 6:59 am
i found the line moving from one of the best music videos i had seen and it fits me perfectly. look for symphony of science site dl few vids watch and really enjoy them
Derek - September 13, 2010, 4:58 am
A beautiful description of a beautiful description :})

Science -

TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Hahaha. ROFL :)

PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!

YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.



TAGS: conscience memory
Rating: 3.33/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 2:11 am
Hehe, autobiographical, Ron? All the Greybeards don't *remember* doing anything inappropriate.

MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.

XENU - is going to kill us all!

State Of Mind -

TAGS: clear conscience bad memory signs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 8, 2013, 11:56 pm
Huh? And who are you? Teehee...thanks little.
chickenlittle - October 7, 2013, 11:23 pm
Haha love it Miss Priss! Very true :D

Impeded Crawl -

TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.

Evolution -

TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L

gadgets -

Cooties -

Incentive -


TAGS: science atomic bomb war einstein
Rating: 4.26/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 3:17 am
Einstein... he was a very wise... oh my god I think Ed-Hyde's avatar just blinked at me. Did I mention that I have ADHD?
Grim1812 - September 14, 2010, 11:19 am
He was german. This is like "Pull My Finger" to those guys.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:20 am
Albert 'Buzzkill' Einstein.

PARTIES - I'm not saying you're not invited. Just R.S.V.P next time.

CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?


HYROGEN BOMB - Take the 2O out of the H2O and BOOM this is what you've got.

TAGS: bomb science chemistry
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by timebomb

Arkot - October 15, 2009, 3:49 am
Actually in Japanese Hydrogen is suiso
Mark Santiago - October 13, 2009, 9:39 pm
That's the way we say it in Japan. HYROGEN. Rucky you. Know you know.
OMFGMyFaceIsMelting - October 11, 2009, 9:29 am
What the hell is a Hyrogen Bomb? Is it like an aluminum falcon?
Arkot - October 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
Actually it should be 'take the O out of H2O'

CLEAR CONSCIENCE - Sure Sign of Bad Memory

TAGS: clear conscience sign bad memory
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rick69 - October 31, 2012, 7:09 pm
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:50 pm
I Don't Remember.

Sex, Lies & Videotape -

TAGS: *** lying myth science argument
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - June 9, 2014, 10:26 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - June 9, 2014, 4:32 pm


SCIENCE FAIRS - Awarding scholarships to wealthy kids that don't need them since 1950.

TAGS: science fair wealthy scholarship
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - July 29, 2011, 5:28 pm
hahaha true
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:03 am
The dude on the right looks like the Count puppet from Sesame Street

SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!

TAGS: science fiction how s that portable toilet
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 7:03 pm
Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:38 pm
I thouhgt it was, "do you think anybody will buy it?"
Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:34 pm
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
I've read quite a bit of Asimov years ago, but... can you enlighten us as to how the picture relates Chef?

PARALLEL UNIVERSE - well it's about damn time.

Relax -

TAGS: science universe
Rating: 2.1/5

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Terrankar - April 20, 2009, 12:17 am
B00MAH, you'll be the first to die =.=
B00MAH - February 24, 2009, 5:53 pm
I think it's just a bunch of bull****, just like Y2K......if the end came as many times as was predicted, there'd be no planet left. I'm having a vision.........I predict......absolutely nuthin' will happen.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:12 am
There is soooo much more to the 2012 theory than that. Try looking into it before making a blind statement.
Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 9:40 am
There will be LOTS of murders and ra**s committed, during December, 2012. After all, nobody will be around to prosecute anyone, after 12-21-2012, right?

BLOOD OCEAN - Still threatened by global warming?

immaculate -

TAGS: body touch science
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 11, 2014, 1:23 am
Nope, this isn't one of her masterpieces. Not to my knowledge at least
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 1:08 am
Sho, Sarah Kay?

A Conscience -

TAGS: good evil sins conscience choice
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2013, 1:07 am
Thanks for the spoiler alert silvie...teehee.
Silverheart - November 20, 2013, 10:44 pm
He's trying to lead down the path to salvation... I'm gonna lead you down path that rocks! (quote from the movie the pic is from)

Science -

Aperture Science -

TAGS: technology aperture science portal cartoons
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm
HA! It took me a second to figure out you were talking about the video game.

No Limit -

TAGS: guilty conscience calendar motifake facts
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:14 pm

Mad Science -

reality -

TAGS: conscience beggar reality
Rating: 4.67/5

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chickenlittle - October 22, 2013, 11:02 pm
Thanks GaryO and MissPriss :)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm
5L Bang!
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:59 am

BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - "They possess voice-activated videophone technology. But they seem to prefer sending telegrams With their thumbs."


TAGS: eating science tastes like dirt
Rating: 4.63/5

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gas - February 25, 2012, 10:30 am
and to s****** your hypotonic 5oup

DARK MATTER - They say it is there but we just cannot see it. Suuure...

Revenge Of The Nerds -

science -

TAGS: god prayer science atheism amputees
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by sevinz

CloudchaserS - May 14, 2014, 5:50 am
I think that giving us the ability to make such devices is how God will heal amputees.
motifayk - May 13, 2014, 9:41 pm
Liked the first poster. 5L. Post this same one to Religifake.com also, another motinetwork site for the religious stuff.

Things Mom Taught Me -

SCIENCE - It rocks.

SCIENCE CLASS - Bound to be a blast!


VIRTUAL PET - Some Assembly Required

CHALLENGER - Sometimes being a rocket scientist doesn't actually help.

STUPIDITY - Sometimes mistaken for patriotism

TAGS: dumb us ranks 17th science
Rating: 2.88/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:19 am
Bet he was not expecting that...
robbidos - November 4, 2012, 12:55 pm
All i could read out of that was "by the power of INTERNET...I am Troll!" If you area US citizen, then I say you are welcome. Welcome for the oath I have taken 4 times over the past 13 years to defend your freedom of speech.
rerun - November 4, 2012, 9:00 am

ray - step back.
GaryO - November 4, 2012, 6:35 am
Ray, you really shouldn’t hold back like that. Just let it al-l-l-l-l-l out….you’ll feel much better…… at another site perhaps ……BTW, does your mother know you’re on her computer?
raygun505 - November 4, 2012, 5:11 am
To the creator of this stupid idiotic garbage...I would be more than happy to have you try to talk that crap to my face, because it would give me an excuse to bash yours in.
steve1961 - November 2, 2012, 10:35 am
There was also a theory that Canada was placed on the map by the Spanish as Ca Nada...meaning "Nothing there".
GaryO - November 1, 2012, 3:05 pm
Ah yes, The Village People...
robbidos - November 1, 2012, 2:35 pm
The country is the United States and America is a modifier stating location. We should actually be called something along the lines of Statesmen
robbidos - November 1, 2012, 2:26 pm
lol i did not know that, but its awesome considering they weren't Indian :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 3:17 pm
Canada just means village. We asked the Indians what this place was called and they said Canada. In retrospect we could have been more specific, or at least asked a few more people.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 3:15 pm
It would have been hard to name the country after several independent states decided to band together. "United States" implies cooperation and unity. And it just happens to be on the American continent. I have no problem with that.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 1:38 pm
It do have a better ring to it….’My fellow United Statians’, or ‘My fellow Warmer than Canada North Americans’ just doesn’t quite seem to work, However, ‘Hey, richer than anybody else dudes’, has a nice ring to it...but you’d have to hurry with that one.
Airman - October 31, 2012, 12:04 pm
ahh, but our country is named the United States of America.. hence, we are American. People of Brazil are... Brazilians. Canada could have chosen to be the Cold Provinces of America way back when.. it's by country over here, not continent.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 10:11 am
The one that bothers me is when the U.S president is referred to as "leader of the free world". I'm free, he's not my leader. Hubris.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:58 am
. It’d be like Hu Jintao addressing the Chinese people; ‘My fellow Asians’. Good point, rob, but the verbiage is rather harsh
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:57 am
I always wondered why we thought we were the ‘Americans’…LBJ, ‘My fellow Americans’….Hello-o-o, there’s folks north and south of us.

PROOF MIRACLES EXIST - Three words: Stephen F. Hawking.

TAGS: miracles hawking science
Rating: 2.74/5

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lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
He knows the secrets of the universe, and has beaten time itself.
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:06 pm
He wouldn't agree, though living 46 years on (when people with MS typically die within 6 months) is pretty impressive.


TAGS: i have trouble mixing science and math
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:49 pm
Furthermore, aesop, personal attacks are not allowed. Consider yourself warned.
phydeaux - January 6, 2010, 11:43 pm
Aesop, it's just possible you may have missed the joke here...or I totally did am an idiot. On second thought, that's more likely...
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 8:18 pm
100 u idiot

CAN YOU EAR ME NOW ? - ...good.

THE X-PLANES - Smokin'.

TAGS: aviation x planes airplanes research science
Rating: 2.31/5

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Borp - July 4, 2009, 4:46 pm
X-3 FTW. Now if it'd had decent engines. . .

MEET DR. FRANKENSTEIN - This man just created an artificial virus. He wants to set it loose in the world. His name is Craig Venter.

TAGS: science dna idiot
Rating: 2.13/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:13 pm
He's also spent five years of his life trying to invent an a*** bum cover... failing to do so is his greatest regret.
Derek - May 21, 2010, 5:51 am
Advancing science; well done, that man.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:28 am
I believe in creationism


CHRIS OSGOOD - 3 Stanley Cups, 4 time All Star, and ... published Electrobiologist?!? Is there anything he can't do?

Weird Science -

TAGS: mc hammer science dance humor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
ROTFL! 5 geek lions! LUV IT!
Greybeard - October 11, 2015, 10:38 pm
Thank you :)
concern3 - October 11, 2015, 1:59 pm
funny a 5er

It's science! -

Seriously? -

TAGS: matt taylor comet probe science
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:04 pm
For shirt negotiation, please contact, Thedge.com. 10% fee required upon closed deal.
GaryO - November 21, 2014, 8:51 am
Uh, I have that shirt
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:33 am
I want that shirt!!
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 4:09 pm
Nope, but we designed guidance system, right after we moved to Denver.
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:12 pm
Thedgy, if I didn’t already know that comment was misplaced, I’d be inclined to think you manned the probe. ELing my arse off.
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 7:51 am
Wells Fargo & the railroads really did harm to many during that time period. War didn't help attitudes much, either. He wasn't the only guy that got tired of being done wrong and decided to cure some of the world's problems. 5L


TAGS: science god explanation string theory
Rating: 4.55/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:14 am
String Theory: stubbornness to the point of stupidity. Interesting idea, but back to the drawing board. Use it to inspire something else! LUUUV this! 5L

Science/Religion -

TAGS: science religion 9 11 terror
Rating: 4/5

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Bandit5906 - July 12, 2015, 6:42 pm
Not a religion: cult